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The Universal Life Church Monastery supports the gay community

Friday, July 1st, 2011

“We are all children of the same universe.”

Equal marriage rights in the eyes of state and federal law are not granted to a significant portion of America’s population. This denial of rights is no less than discrimination against a minority group. Gay discrimination is unabashedly promoted by social organizations, public figures, and even religious groups. The venerable Catholic Church has repeatedly demonstrated that it can be this kind of religious organization. It has repeatedly been one of marriage equality’s staunchest opponents by actively campaigning against it and labeling it “immoral” and an “ominous threat” to American society.

The Universal Life Church Monastery is a religious organization that does not tolerate this kind of discrimination. It stands firm behind its closely-held belief that anyone and everyone should have the right to do anything they choose as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others. This stance manifests itself in the ULC Monastery’s life-long push toward complete marriage equality: loving same-sex couples must have the same matrimonial privileges as their opposite sex counterparts. The right to “civil unions” is not enough.

The Universal Life Church Monastery refuses to take a passive approach with the institutionalized discrimination of gay Americans, nor is it content to make hollow claims about its support of marriage equality. The following are two ways in which the ULC Monastery is “putting its money where its mouth is” by helping America’s gay community.

On June 17, 2009 a letter drafted by the ULC Monastery’s Presiding Chaplain G. Martin Freeman was sent to President Barack Obama. The letter shared Freeman’s frank opinion with President Obama that the topic of gay marriage is one of the most important issues of his presidency and encouraged him to continue supporting gays regardless of the stiff opposition facing him. President Obama responded to the ULC Monastery with a letter which affirmed that “every American deserves equal protection under [America’s] laws, and neither Federal nor state law should discriminate against any American”. He assured Freeman that his administration is “committed to addressing a full spectrum of issues relating to the LGBT community” and thanked him for his interest in gay rights.

As a non-profit organization, the Universal Life Church Monastery has donated considerable sums of money to charitable causes like the Lambert House since it was founded in 2006. The most recent donation made by the ULC Monastery in support of gays came in the form of a sizable contribution to the effort to raise the Pride flag from Seattle’s Space Needle. Money from this donation will be distributed to the GSBA Scholarship Fund, Mary’s Place, It Gets Better, and Lambda Legal. It is the ULC Monastery’s hope that with its donation these organizations will increase the quality of life for marginalized gay youth and, in turn, bring up the gay community as a whole.

Gay men and women of America: the Universal Life Church Monastery will fight – hard – to gain complete marriage equality for you. It has advocated on your behalf to the highest levels of the US government and has donated large sums of money for gay causes. The decision by the New York State Senate to legalize gay marriage gives the ULC Monastery a clear and defined objective: legalized gay marriage in all 50 states. The ULC Monastery vows to continue its efforts on your behalf until this admittedly lofty goal has been achieved.

    Create Your Own Religion!

    Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

    In a tongue-in-cheek jab at the widespread reverence for religion, the left-leaning aggregated blog site Huffington Post has announced a “create your own religion” competition for its subscribers. The humorous publicity stunt asks readers to submit a description of their own invented religion, which will be posted to the site to compete for followers. The religion with the most followers wins. We think this is a fantastic and lighthearted way to find out what people will say, but it forces us to wonder what people believe in their heart of hearts. While the aim of the HuffPost competition is obviously comedic, the Universal Life Church Monastery would like to know what you really think: if you could create your own religion, what kind of religion would it be?

    The competition gives examples of some of the most instantly recognizable images and symbols of the world’s major religions and faith traditions, asking readers how their religion would stack up with the others. Some of these religions are ancient and revered, and others, relatively novel and controversial, encouraging readers to be inventive and consider the possibilities. “You’ve got the long hair, the nice bushy beard, and lots of beliefs, but you don’t have the 2.2 billion adherents worldwide” the description reads, alluding to the religion founded on the teachings of Jesus Christ; “[o]r perhaps you’re chubby and like to sit cross-legged, but no one is making statues of you”, it also reads, evoking images of the Buddha of eastern thought. Even Scientology is hinted at: “maybe you’re a mediocre sci-fi writer that wants people speaking your psuedoscience [sic]”. Essentially, what the competition calls on readers to do is to create a distinctive religious brand and market it as the most attractive product in order to win the most adherents.

    This is all very amusing, but we at the ULC Monastery are curious about what kind of religion you would really create if you could. There are many things to take into consideration. One is the type of god or deity to be worshipped. Would your religion be monotheistic, polytheistic, atheistic, or pantheistic? Perhaps your religion would have a single male god, or perhaps a goddess. It might have a god as well as a goddess, or a trinity, triad, or similar combined form in which a single deity takes on multiple aspects. Perhaps you have no god, a gender-neutral deity, or an entire pantheon of gods. Holidays and rituals are also important, since they set aside a place and time to practice your religion. Would your sermons, worship services, and ceremonies be held inside a special building, at home, or in nature? What type of holidays would you have, what would they commemorate, and what kind of rites and sacraments would they involve? Perhaps most important of all is the set of beliefs, doctrines, and creeds that provide a foundation to your theology and a moral framework for living life. You would need to provide a statement of beliefs and policies regarding things like marriage, sex and love, salvation and atonement for sins, crime and justice, war, and the role of other religions.

    Of course, these are just suggestions, and they are only the tip of the iceberg, but they are a starting point for creating your own religion. You may think you have found the perfect religion (for example, you may be loyal to the Southern Baptist Church because you were born and raised in that particular denomination), but, more often than not, an honest person will be able to name at least something about his or her religion that could be improved. We would like to know the exact parameters for your ideal religion. (There’s no need to worry about winning—this is not a competition, but an experiment.) Given your position as a priest or minister ordained in a nondenominational online church, what are your most cherished values? What are your beliefs about the purpose and meaning of life, and the underlying nature of the universe? Feel free to share your ideas here or on the discussion forums of the ULC Monastery.

    Source:

    The Huffington Post

      New York State Legalizes Same-Sex Marriage

      Saturday, June 25th, 2011

      A man putting a ring on another man's fingerIn a decision that passed 33-29, New York State has legalized same-sex marriage. New York is now the sixth state to allow gay marriage and is, and with a population of nearly 19 million, the largest of its kind.

      The New York Democratic assembly is expected to pass a newer version of the bill, with more religious exemptions, next week.

      In light of President Obama’s recent admonishment of DOMA, his announcements regarding his support of gay rights, and his encouragement toward lawmakers in their effort to legalize same-sex marriage, gay rights activists are hoping that the United States will experience a sea-change in favor of marriage equality.

      We at the Universal Life Church Monastery congratulate the people of the New York, and see in this monumental decision a beacon of hope for freedom in the United States.

      Source:

      The Huffington Post

        Saudi Women Fight for the Right to Drive

        Friday, June 24th, 2011

        An unprecedented number of Saudi Arabian women are pressuring the government to repeal the ban on women driving, which has long been imposed on them by religious authorities who follow a strict interpretation of Islamic teachings and beliefs. At least fifty women risked arrest last Friday when they got in cars and began driving as a challenge to the ban, which in some cases has even restricted access to medical treatment for both women and men. Most voices on the issue appear to be supportive, yet there are still some traditionalists and cultural relativists who have criticized efforts at reform.

        The protest is the largest of its kind in over two decades, and comes only weeks after a woman was arrested for posting a video of herself driving on Youtube. Manal al-Sherif spent nine days in jail before being released on the condition that she would never drive or participate in the Women2Drive campaign. The last time such a protest was held was 1990, when forty-seven women were arrested and severely punished for getting in cars and driving to protest the ban. Protestors are not stopping at driving rights, however—they are calling on the Saudi government, a strict theocracy in which the monarchy derives much of its authority from fundamentalist clerics, to reform women’s overall transportation and mobility rights. (To put things in perspective, Saudi women are not even allowed to ride bicycles.)

        Already, the demonstration has been compared with other social justice movements. Some have drawn parallels with the nonviolent protests of the United States civil rights movement of the 1950s and 1960s, as well as the first-wave feminist movement of 19th-century America. In addition, the demonstrations have been compared with what many have started calling the “Arab spring”, a resurgence of democratic activism in the Middle East driven largely by social media and social networking technology, since demonstrators have turned to the Web to mobilize likeminded people. The fact that al-Sherif used Youtube as a tool of protest, and that the Women2Drive campaign has its own Facebook page, shows the vital role social media have played in changing religious beliefs about women’s rights, sex roles, and gender identity in places like Saudi Arabia.

        The driving ban has proved potentially detrimental to the health of both women and men. Incidentally, al-Sherif’s video protest was not just a statement of principle—she was actually driving to hospital to receive emergency treatment for advanced vitamin D deficiency resulting from lack of sunlight, due most likely to another restriction on women’s freedoms—the wearing of the full Islamic veil, which consists of an abaya and niqab. In another incident in 2003, a woman named Saba Abu Lisan transported at least seven people to hospital in her father’s Mercedes Benz after they were critically wounded in a suicide bombing at a Riyadh housing compound. According to Somayya Jabarti of Arab News, the woman’s actions saved at least one life. In light of these stories, it is hard to imagine supporting a law which potentially puts people’s lives in jeopardy.

        Of course, there are always naysayers in any social justice cause, and women’s right to drive is no exception. Some traditionalists argue that women should depend on men to supervise them and take care of them because women are intellectually and physically inferior. If the driving ban is lifted, they worry, they will start abandoning the full veil, which is a sign of modesty. The natural response is: of course. That is the point. If women are allowed to drive to hospital, they might actually be able to receive treatment for the vitamin D deficiency they suffer from wearing the veil, and if they are allowed to abandon the veil, the rate of vitamin D deficiency among Saudi women would probably plummet. In other words, abandoning such customs might actually be good for a woman’s health.

        In addition to the traditionalist argument, cultural relativists argue that right and wrong are relative to cultural context. The problem with this view is that it logically undermines itself. It is impossible to say that there is no right or wrong, except for the statement that there is no right or wrong, without contradicting oneself and saying that there is a right and wrong. Besides, it might be argued that relativism itself is an imperialist belief being imposed on other cultures—many of which do not share this belief—as the only truth. In addition, all humans share certain basic physical traits despite cultural context. If a woman is suffering from vitamin D deficiency (or if a person is injured in a bombing, for that matter), it matters little what culture she lives in: her health will diminish, and she will suffer as a consequence, in basically the same way as a woman from Seattle or Stockholm. In such cases, the social benefits of a custom are not relative to cultural context, but are subject to universal laws of physics, chemistry, and biology. It is hard to imagine how a society can benefit from a woman wasting away from vitamin D deficiency, or a bomb victim bleeding to death.

        Reforming Saudi Arabia’s laws on women’s mobility rights will be a daunting challenge. The monarchy’s ties to religious fundamentalism go back at least to the middle 18th century with an alliance between Prince Muhammad Ibn Saud and Muslim cleric Muhammad ibn Abd-al-Wahhab, a decision which forged a close symbiotic relationship between political and religious rule. The influence of religious fundamentalism in Saudi politics was strengthened even more with the arrival of radical Egyptian Salafis in the 1960s. Puritanical beliefs are woven into the country’s politics.

        Despite the stranglehold religious fundamentalism has on politics in the kingdom, there are signs that Saudi royals are open to reform. Princess Amira Al-Taweel is already backing the Women2Drive campaign and has promised to participate in a women’s revolution of sorts, while King Abdullah, has shown a similarly favourable attitude: since ascending the throne in 2006, the first woman minister has been appointed and women have been granted permission to travel abroad without a male guardian (granted the police are notified), start a business without hiring a male manager, and join their male colleagues in the lecture halls at the newly-opened Abdullah University of Science and Technology. In fact, a cleric was dismissed for issuing a fatwa against the ruling. So, while women have far to go in this conservative desert kingdom, there are encouraging signs that change is afoot, and that the “Arab spring” is now also a women’s revolution.

        Sources:

        Arab News

        The Huffington Post

        Women’s Views on News

          Will Obama End Religion-Based Hiring?

          Thursday, June 23rd, 2011

          A group of lawmakers and progressive religious leaders have put pressure on U.S. president Barack Obama to end federal funding for faith-based charities that hire and fire on the basis of religion. Religious conservatives, however, are urging the president to keep the policy in place in order to protect their “freedom” to discriminate against people who share different views. The dispute only underscores the widening rift between separationists on one hand, and their theocratic opponents on the other. It also forces one to consider whether discrimination is a “freedom” that should be accommodated.

          The policy was originally put in place by George W. Bush in 2002 in an attempt to accommodate faith-based charities that employ only those people who share the same religious views. Driving the decision was an effort to appear more “faith-friendly”, and the belief that religious organizations that discriminate should not be turned down by the government. Obama pledged during his presidential campaign to repeal the policy, but critics of the policy have argued that he has broken his promise. Representative Bobby Scott, D-Va., is sponsoring legislation to repeal the policy, but other advocates of reform have argued that the easiest route to repeal would be through an executive order made by the president himself.

          Religious conservatives have in turn criticized attempts at repeal. One conservative critic is Michele Combs, spokeswoman for the right-wing evangelical group The Christian Coalition. “We will do whatever we can to make sure this stays”, Combs tells Lauren Markoe of USA Today, adding, “[t]hat’s our freedom…to hire and fire people of our faith”. At first the mere mention of the word freedom might make people nod their heads blindly, but upon closer inspection, it makes little sense to protect such a policy as a “freedom”. If the point of a freedom is to bestow liberties on individuals, protecting the Bush policy on religion-based hiring and firing defeats this purpose, because it means supporting through federal funding an organization that denies individuals liberties. Besides faith groups would still have the freedom to practice religious discrimination if the policy were repealed—they simply would not receive federal funding. Others have expressed similar concerns. “Tax dollars should not be used to discriminate”, said Rabbi David Saperstein, director of the Religious Action Center of Reform Judaism, to Markoe. The main point is that the government is potentially violating two constitutional amendments by providing funding to faith-based groups that practice religious discrimination: the First Amendment, which bars state legislation of religion, and the Fourteenth Amendment, which requires equal treatment of all citizens.

          The dispute over the policy also underscores the marked ideological differences between religious conservatives and religious progressives. Even though religion is important to both, conservative groups (such as the Christian Coalition) seem, at least, to support more theocratic government policies, whereas progressive groups (such as the ecumenical, interfaith Universal Life Church Monastery) seem to support strict church-state separation, even with respect to the influence their own religion might have on government affairs. For the former, religion is a highly imposing public display, whereas for the latter, it is a private affair.

          One thing that has not been mentioned yet, however, is why the government provides funding to any faith-based organizations in the first place. One might call this a constitutional violation, since it might be construed as government endorsement of religion. At the very least, one would think, if the state provides funding to faith-based groups, it should give equal attention and resources to secular ones.

          Perhaps Obama will heed the voices of people like Scott and Saperstein and repeal the Bush-era policy once and for all, since it essentially amounts to state funding for discriminatory practices, even if indirectly. It is always cause for alarm when a government sends the message that it is okay to isolate, alienate, or reject others on the basis of creed, especially when that government, in its own foundational documents, purports to support ideals of liberty and equal treatment under the law. This is the position of the ULC Monastery, which holds that we are all children of the same universe, regardless of creed. Obama already knows the promise he made during his campaign, and undoubtedly he is aware of the views of most progressives regarding the policy, so, for the time being, we will have to wait patiently and see what he decides.

          Source:

          USA Today

            Did the Early Church Perform Same-Sex Weddings?

            Tuesday, June 21st, 2011

            U.S. president Barack Obama’s announcement ordering the Department of Defense to stop defending the Defense of Marriage Act, and the current effort underway in New York State to legalize same-sex marriage, are just two recent signs that attitudes toward same-sex marriage are changing in the United States. However, this newfound tolerance may not be without historical precedent. Recently, the ULC Monastery unearthed an article from The Nation on a book by historian John Boswell about sacramental same-sex marriage in the early Christian church. Contrary to popular opinion, the church may not have always been so averse to the idea, and Boswell attempts to make this point in his book.

            In his 1994 book, entitled Same-Sex Unions in Premodern Europe, Boswell looks at the institution of marriage in the late classical and early medieval periods, making the argument that the early church probably did recognize unions of romantic love and commitment between members of the same sex. Bruce Holsinger, who wrote the review, points out that Boswell discovered a remarkable eighty manuscripts describing the ceremony, which reached its full flowering as an “office” by the twelfth century. He quotes Boswell as saying that the ceremony typically involved “the burning of candles, the placing of the two parties’ hands on the Gospel, the joining of their right hands, the binding of their hands . . . with the priest’s stole, an introductory litany . . . crowning, the Lord’s Prayer, Communion, a kiss, and sometimes circling around the altar”. These ceremonies, he argues, were remarkably similar to heterosexual marriage ceremonies, suggesting the two were on equal footing.

            Boswell follows a rigorous methodology, as Holsinger asserts: he does not dive impetuously into his thesis, but starts with a comparative study on the “vocabulary of love and marriage” in the modern and premodern West, and considers the influence of the classical world and classical views of love on medieval institutions. He eventually describes the ceremonies and compares these with their heterosexual counterparts, gradually building up his argument that the church made room for both within the institution of sacramental marriage. He also explains that modern conceptions of “gay” or “marriage” would have been alien to ancient and premodern peoples, showing a commitment to avoiding anachronisms. On top of this, Boswell includes several addenda almost 100 pages long at the end of his book in which he provides numerous examples of the early documents he uncovered during his research.

            Boswell’s book did have its critics, but Holsinger questions the fairness of their accusations. One potential criticism is that these ceremonies were just blood-brotherhood rituals, or tribal or familial alliances, but Holsinger quote Boswell as challenging this contention: “The same-sex union ceremony makes no mention—in any of its varieties in any language—of tribal, clan, or family loyalty or union: it is unmistakably a voluntary, emotional union of two persons”. Moreover, he points out, marriage was largely a property arrangement during this period, so the fact that descriptions of these ceremonies are almost entirely devoid of references to tribal or familial alliances strengthens the claim that they were the most romantic of unions. Another criticism Boswell anticipates and refutes is that such unions were probably not erotic. Holsinger quotes him as saying, “few people married for erotic fulfillment” anyway; therefore, he implies, it is unfair to dismiss the same-sex wedding hypothesis simply because it is not explicitly sexual—neither were descriptions of heterosexual weddings, yet newlywed heterosexuals still ended up consummating their love for one another.

            Same-Sex Unions raises some interesting questions. According to Holsinger, Boswell’s

            descriptions of same-sex ceremonies involve mostly men, prompting one to ask, where are all the lesbians? Why are they so rare and elusive? One explanation is that such ceremonies drew on a phallocentric Greco-Roman legacy of “male bonding”, in which relationships between men and men are elevated above relationships between men and women out of a belief that men, and thus male company, are superior to women. This is the diametrical opposite of the view that gay men are more comfortable with femininity, and defy stereotypes about manhood—an attempt, perhaps, to co-opt male homosexuality and distort its purpose in order to justify patriarchy. (One wonders why the church is not still employing this bizarrely contrived “male sexual brotherhood” tactic to stress male authority—perhaps because they have to stress heterosexual authority too.)

            Another question the book raises is why the Roman Catholic Church (or any other Christian denomination for that matter) should embrace homosexuality initially only to reject it as an abomination in later ages. A possible answer is that, as the centuries progressed, the church developed a more patriarchal power structure sustained by rigid sex roles which required men to dominate women sexually, economically, and politically, and things like same-sex affection and women priests only frustrate this effort. (Obviously the role of a priest who has taken a vow of celibacy will be to wield political and social, not sexual, control, and he will expect his male lay members to be more magisterial with women in intimate matters.)

            These are just hypotheses, and there are without a doubt many others, but they force us to ruminate on how and why the church should have abandoned such a progressive and rational attitude about the meaning and purpose of love, sex, and marriage.

            Given the growing acceptance of heteronormative sexual practices, one might think the modern-day Roman Catholic Church would embrace homosexuality in order to market itself and gain good publicity. We might imagine flocks of outcasts returning once more to the ranks of the church, seeking shelter under its wings and in turn lending support to a gradually crumbling social mechanism. But why should we? The church refuses to ordain women as priests, so why should we expect it to recognize same-sex unions any time soon?  While it welcomes adherent in order to maintain social control, it also maintains that control through rules and proscriptions on people’s lifestyles. It is nice to envision some sort of iconoclastic revolution shattering the foundations of the ecclesiastical hierarchy, but it is just as easy to envision it fading, like some superannuated grandfather of morals, into obsolescence. At the same time, though, we must acknowledge that there are many good things about the church—it is basically one of the world’s biggest charities—but, indeed, it is for this very reason that we should expect it to reverse its current policy on the ordination of women and the officiation of same-sex unions.

            Sources:

            Boswell, John. (1994). Same-sex unions in premodern Europe. New York: Villard.

            Holsinger, Bruce. (1994). Dearly Beloved [Review of the book Same-Sex Unions in

            Premodern Europe]. Retrieved from http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/pwh/bosrev-

            holsinger.html

              ULC Minister Performs Racetrack Wedding

              Monday, June 20th, 2011

              You’ve probably heard about the growing popularity of retail weddings and other alternative wedding ceremonies, but what about performing a wedding on a racecourse? That’s exactly what one minister in the Universal Life Church did in the U.S. state of California. Such quirky occasions are fun and creative, but they also raise questions in the minds of new ministers about how to perform a legal wedding ceremony.

              The wedding was held at the Stockton 99 Raceway in the California town of Stockton. There, Kelly Collins was married to Richard Reese, the raceway’s caretaker, by Universal Life church minister Wayne Pierce, who also happens to be the raceway’s announcer. Collins and Reese exchanged wedding vows in front of about 4,000 racing fans prior to the Southwest Tour Late Models 150-lap main events. Adding to the nontraditional nature of the venue, Pierce gave Reese an equally nontraditional word of wisdom: “[m]arriage is not like Burger King; you won’t always get it your way”. Truer words were never spoken.

              Many ministers would like to perform such nontraditional wedding ceremonies, but are unsure how to go about doing so. What are the legal requirements? What are the logistics? The latter depends on the venue—whether it’s a racecourse, a Home Depot store, or a skydive—but the former can easily be answered with a few pieces of advice. Despite some obstacles facing wedding officiants in places like Michigan and Washington, DC, almost all U.S. states recognize weddings performed by priests, ministers, or pastors ordained online. (Visit the ULC Monastery’s marriage laws Web page to find out more about laws in Michigan, Washington, and similar places.) It is always wise to check with your local county clerk to make sure that weddings performed by priests ordained online are legal in your local jurisdiction. In addition, a legal ordination credential might be required as proof of ordination in order to perform weddings in some situations.

              Of course, this is only the tip of the iceberg. If you have general concerns about the legality of online ordination or how to officiate a wedding ceremony, perform a baptism, or perform a funeral legally, or what documents and materials are needed to conduct your service, you can find more information and online resources by visiting the ULC Monastery’s Web pages on wedding training and legal officiation. Additionally, you may find answers to your questions and exchange helpful ideas by joining the church’s social network for ministers or Facebook discussion forum.

              Deciding to get ordained online and become a priest in order to solemnize weddings for friends and family inevitably poses some challenges, but hopefully some guidance and resources will help smooth out the rough patches, as it were, in your new ministry. With a little bit of effort and determination, anybody should be able to perform the most outlandish weddings imaginable. Why stop at a racecourse wedding? Why not dream big and imagine performing a space-station wedding? Most likely, someday such visions will come to fruition anyway.

              Send us your personal stories: have you ever performed an outrageous or nontraditional wedding ceremony like the one performed by Pierce at the Stockton 99 Raceway? Perhaps yours was even more unusual. What did you have to do to prepare?

              Source:

              Recordnet.com

                Things About the Catholic Church that TOTALLY Make Sense

                Thursday, June 16th, 2011

                A Lighthearted Look at the Foibles of the Catholic Church

                Offended by the Catholic church’s refusal to ordain women, guest blogger SJ White takes a scathing yet tongue-in-cheek look at the many questionable practices of the world’s largest religious institution.

                In light of the recent blog about the controversy surrounding the “Womenpriests” who were secretly ordained, I would like to present to you my defense of all things Catholic through the following list, which I have entitled, “Top 10 Things About the Catholic Church that TOTALLY Make Sense.”

                0. Not Ordaining Women

                Let’s start off by addressing an issue that has already been raised (and indeed sparked the creation of this response): Womenpriests. In addition to the adoption of a phonetically displeasing name for these radical women, the Catholic Church is looking for any way to undermine, insult and take them down.  Women are incapable of being ordained because the Holy Spirit says so. And there’s no room for compromise when dealing with an intangible being.

                1. Latin Masses

                Because Latin is alive and well. And there’s no way you’re going to succeed in the real world without it. Also, God speaks Latin better than any other language, so if you really want Him to hear you, you better know how to communicate effectively. It is especially important for impressionable children to learn how to do a Latin Mass, because if they do not, they will not know how to be good Catholics. Intellegitis?

                2. Banning Birth Control

                Being that there are only 1.67 billion Catholics in the world, it is super important that there be no “roadblocks” for the creation of more Catholics. You think that just because approximately ⅙ of the world’s population is Catholic means that they’re going to be on top forever? Please. Plus, because no Catholics ever have sex outside of marriage, there is no need to protect against STDs or other diseases, meaning that birth control is really just a propogandic ploy by the government to control people. And we all know that if there’s one entity that thrives on being in control of people, it’s the Catholic Church.

                3. Not Recognizing Homosexuality

                While it may seem like this whole “gay” thing might be catching on, the Catholic Church is pretty sure it’s just a fad. It’ll blow over pretty soon, just like racial discrimination and sexism did.

                4. Praying the Rosary

                We know that muttering incantations to yourself and methodically touching touching a string of beads while going through a seemingly endless sequence of standing, kneeling and sitting may be an identifier of some kind of mental disorder in everyday life, but the Catholic Church pretty much chalks it up to something that people just do out of habit (and maybe fear). Like going to see Santa.

                5. The Pope Draft

                We all know that the format for picking a new Pope is almost identical to the NFL Draft. You’ve got your first round picks, your trades, the occasional free agent – usually that one black Bishop that no one has ever heard of. Other comparable factors: first round picks in the NFL Draft get mansions and the final pick in the Pope Draft gets the Vatican; everybody looks really awkward in their hats; and they only women who watch are those who were forced to be there either through bloodline or affiliation.

                6. The Vatican (in general)

                Sure there are millions of starving children all around the world, but check out that gold plating! So necessary!

                7. Exorcisms

                What Tylenol is to the everyday person, exorcisms are to Catholics. Got a cough? Exorcism. Feeling a little manic? Exorcism. Think you might be gay? Exorcism. Want to leave the Catholic Church? Exorcism. This may seem a little extreme, but then, so are the consequences of not doing anything. It seems that the Catholic Church considers exorcisms the lesser of two evils in these kind of situations.

                8. Indulgences

                Tired of having to trek all the way down to confession to absolve your sins? Don’t want to say you’re sorry for committing evils? Have a ton of money to blow and a blind devotion to the Catholic Church? Say no more! Introducing (drum roll, please) INDULGENCES! For just a few easy payments, you too can go to heaven. Enjoy the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want, to whomever you want, and pay for it later. But hurry! Only while supplies last (or people start catching on). Shipping and handling not included.

                9. Patron Saints

                For those people who need assurance that someone is watching over their TV, guarding their library book and protecting their front lawn, the Catholic Church invented patron saints. It doesn’t matter what needs guarding, chances are, there’s a patron saint for that. Cause you can’t watch over your ferret all the time! (Thanks, St. Frank)

                10. Unnatural Fondness for Plaid

                No on really knows where the Catholics’ obsession with plaid came from, but it is known that millions of school-aged children have been carelessly exposed to its dangers. The rest of the world is still working on a cure.

                  Religion-It May Not Make You Happier After All

                  Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

                  There has been a great deal of talk recently about whether or not more religious people are happier than less religious people. One study suggests that belief in God may reduce stress, while another theory, called the security hypothesis, suggests that people cling to faith out of a desperate need for economic security. Now, after reviewing the literature on the subject, one psychologist has suggested that it is not religion, but conformity, that makes people happy.

                  The studies linking religion with greater happiness were reviewed by evolutionary psychologist Nigel Barber, who compared happiness in different countries. Most of the studies linking religion and happiness, he notes, have been conducted in the United States, where the majority of people are still religious (although this is changing); these studies do not reflect a religion-happiness link other places, such as northern Europe, where the majority are secular. While there is a positive correlation between religiosity and happiness in the United States, there is no such correlation in other countries, such as the Netherlands and Denmark. In these countries, the secular majority are actually just as happy as the religious minority.

                  The fact that the religion-happiness link shows up in the U.S., but not northern Europe, suggests that the link is not universal. According to a recent analysis, the top ten happiest countries in the world were mostly in northern Europe, with Canada and Australia also included. Most of the countries listed were less religious than the United States, which did not even make the top ten. Assuming the reliability of the data, it would follow that, globally-speaking, religion does not necessarily increase happiness—in fact, the happiest places in the world are often relatively secular.

                  How do we explain these findings? First we must find a common denominator—the one thing that makes people happier in every situation. Barber believes this is conformity, or the prestige and privilege attached to being a member of the mainstream. According to this hypothesis, more religious Americans are happier than less religious Americans not because of anything inherent about religion itself, but rather because religiosity, specifically evangelical Christianity, is the norm in the United States; conversely, more secular Danes might be happier than less secular Danes not because of anything inherent about secularism, but rather because secularism is the norm in Denmark. In either case, Barber suggests, people are happier not because they are religious or secular, but because they conform to the norm. He notes that this is consistent with research indicating that members of minority groups often suffer more from high blood-pressure—an indicator of stress—as well as depression and other disorders.

                  Perhaps the most revealing thing about Barber’s hypothesis is not that secular people tend to be as happy as religious people, but that, in either case, it seems to be conformity that makes people happy. While sometimes conformity has its benefits, other times it is just a popularity contest, and it is unfortunate that people should feel the need to be like everybody else just to feel accepted and be happy—after all, a thing is not right or wrong just because it is popular. The position of the Universal Life Church Monastery is that all groups have something to contribute, and we would never learn from one another if we were all the same.

                  Share your thoughts as a priest, pastor, or minister in a nondenominational online ministry. Do you think it is religion, or a sense of belonging, that makes people happy?

                  Sources:

                  24/7 Wall Street

                  Psychology Today

                    Pagan Soccer Moms and Christian America

                    Monday, June 13th, 2011

                    The blog Circle of Moms deals with the usual range of topics on motherhood, most being harmless, but its recent “best blog” competition ruffled more than a few feathers when a pagan member by the name of Mrs B decided to submit her charmingly tongue-in-cheek blog, Confessions of a Pagan Soccer Mom, in the competition. Ironically, it was Mrs B who won, thanks in part to the support of non-pagans who came to her defense. While such stories show interfaith camaraderie, they also suggest a growing backlash from a Protestant America which is gradually shrinking in power and influence.

                    It was not long before the competition became embroiled in a dispute over faith. Even though Circle of Moms is not explicitly religious, and even though the “Faith Blog” category, to which Mrs B’s entry belonged, was ostensibly open to all faiths, it soon became dominated by topics such as “Biblical womanhood”, “Biblical patriarchy”, and home-schooling. Soon Mrs B’s blog received criticism from evangelical Protestant Christians for the pagan, earth-centred nature of her spiritual tradition. According to religious studies professor Julie Ingersoll of Religion Dispatch, these mothers became shocked and horrified at the mention of witches and pagans and organized an effort to vote only for Christians—and not in the most Christ-like fashion. (Ingersoll states that the links to some of the nastier post and comments against Mrs B have been removed, so unfortunately we can only imagine what was said and why.) A competition over insightful, quality blog material soon turned into a religious spat between pagans and Christians.

                    But not all of Circle of Mom’s Christian members attacked Mrs B—a sizeable contingent actually came to her aid, disgusted by the way the pagan mother was being treated by their supposed “sisters in Christ”. These Christian mothers, Ingolls states, decided to counteract the negativity of the others by responding to Mrs B’s blog with posts of encouragement, apologies on behalf of the others, and even votes in support of her and other pagan blogs. In the end, Ingersoll says, six of the top ten blogs in the competition were related to paganism, Wicca, and other earth-centered religions—the top twenty-five were related to a variety of other faiths. Noting this ironic twist of fate, Ingolls asks, “Isn’t it nice when the girls get together to tell the bullies they’re not in charge?”

                    The tension in America between evangelical Christians on one hand, and everybody else on the other, can be summed up in one of the comments on Ingersoll’s story on the issue. That comment reads, “This is another sign that male, [middle-class], [P]rotestant conservative Christianity is losing its position as the arbiter of moral and spiritual rectitude” and, “The Reformation’s grip on Europe began to loosen in the eighteenth century. It’s taken longer in the US. But prepare for the backlash. They aren’t going to give in easily.” As this comment suggests, conservative, fundamentalist Christians are wary of religious pluralism, because they have a great deal to lose in terms of social control if other faiths gain in influence.

                    There may be good reason to believe that this ideological conflict is getting underway in the United States (while it has already cooled off in Europe). According to Tim Rutten of the Los Angeles Times, Texas governor and potential Republican presidential contender Rick Perry recently made a statement summoning governors from across America to join him on 6 August in a national day of prayer and fasting: “Given the trials that beset our nation and world, from the global economic downturn to natural disasters”, Rutten quotes him as saying, “the lingering danger of terrorism and continued debasement of our culture, I believe it is time to convene the leaders from each of our United States in a day of prayer and fasting, like that described in the book of Joel”. For Perry, prayer and religious faith—in particular, the beliefs and practices of the Judeo-Christian tradition—should be invoked in a public display to combat moral dissipation. (In addition, Perry’s event’s Web site formally endorses the statement of faith of Rev. Don Wildmon’s American Family Assn., which has been designated as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center for its anti-gay bigotry. In the 1980s, Wildmon, a sponsor of Perry’s event, was denounced as an anti-Semite by the president of the National Conference of Catholic Bishops and the head of the Atlanta office of the Anti-Defamation League for alleging that Jews were encoding anti-Christian messages on to film and television.)

                    Perry’s sentiment contrasts starkly with a speech made by John F. Kennedy during his campaign for the presidency. In that speech, reports Rutten, Kennedy, a Catholic from Massachusetts, revealed his views on religion and government:

                    I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute; where no Catholic prelate would tell the president—should he be Catholic—how to act, and no Protestant minister would tell his parishioners for whom to vote; where no church or church school is granted any public funds or political preference, and where no man is denied public office merely because his religion differs from the president who might appoint him, or the people who might elect him…. I believe in a president whose views on religion are his own private affair, neither imposed upon him by the nation, nor imposed by the nation upon him as a condition to holding that office.

                    What is so surprising is the fact that Kennedy made this speech in 1960 to the Greater Houston Ministerial Assn., a body of devout Protestants from deep within the Bible-belt. Perry’s comments were made in 2011 in an invitation for a Republican presidential campaign event later that year, yet the two speeches could not be more opposite.

                    So, what do the remarks of people like Gov. Perry have to do with pagan soccer moms? In his statement, Perry describes a need to invoke the Christian faith to defeat moral debasement in America; he is also associated with accused homophobes and anti-Semites. At the same time, a group of Christian mothers have criticized a pagan mother for her association with witchcraft and other pagan practices. In both cases, we see a fear among some Christians of losing ground to the growing number of non-Christians, who are becoming more accepted and influential. At the same time, however, other Christians are coming to the support of the underdog. The knee-jerk reaction of the shrinking majority is to boost their evangelization efforts, combating what they see as an influx of sin and corruption.

                    The position of the Universal Life Church Monastery is that we are all children of the same universe, and that more people need to understand one another’s religion as part of a global, nondenominational fellowship that aims to secure peace and happiness for all. Given this, and seeing what happened on the Circle of Moms blog, it is pleasantly surprising to discover that pagans and Christians were able to come together in solidarity and defend one another despite their theological differences. Hopefully the growing backlash in America against religious pluralism will soon subside, and we can get back to being good human beings.

                     

                    Sources:

                    The Los Angeles Times

                    Religion Dispatch

                    American Rhetoric